Somebody Lieing!

So, I'm talking to Mississippi last night. He's so immature I asked him how old he was. Everytime I ask him he gets offended or doesn't really want to answer the question. Last night we got into a lil argument because he asked was age a problem. I'm like what the hell is the big deal. So I thought he was 34. It's posted on his profile that he's 34 and I could sware he told me he was 34.

1. He said he made a mistake when he filed out his profile and just didnt bother correcting it so he just left it. The problem I have with this is he told me his sister filled out his profile. hmmm (loser)

2. He said he never told me he was 34. He claims he told me he was 32. Lie! Why would I make up something like that? i'm so blahhhhhhhhhhaggg!! Okay so I just left it alone because he was getting real defensive. Y? I have no idea.

The final verdict: I think this negro is in his damn 20s!!! Y?

1. His ass talked about him and his friend riding around like they showboys (wat the hell) I had to get the f off the phone after that shit. I'm like who in the hell talks about riding around first off and riding around like you a showboy??? yyyyyyyyy jesuz?


2. His ONLY conversation is "What are you wearing to bed?" What do you have one? I want to suck your toes. Next time we meet I'm going to bring the massage oil etc. Negro didnt I tell yo ass you AINT gettin no ass!!!!!!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!!!!! He is so concerned about getting some booty. Y I have no idea. Only because he's not really interested in me but interested in new booty and this negro is in is freakin 20s!


3. I tried to talk to him about what's going on in the news. He was silent. Couldn't tell me whats going on in Mississippi. Nothing. He didnt even know why he voted for Barack or what was going on with the campaign.


4. He orignally told me he was not into watching sports (thats a negative in my book but i was willin to work with him). So we were out this weekend and he was all into the LSU game. I was like negro I thought you werent into watching sports (reminder he played football for university of southern mississippi). His ass talking about " I didnt say that, I said I dont watch NFL or NBA but I like college football" DISSSSSSSSS JIGGA!! I'm like if thats what you wanted to do just say so. Thats all I do on Saturday is watch football. We could have easily done that instead of out tryin to spend money. (the lil town we were in was wasy sorry)


5. Whenever we talk about something I have to repeat myself the next day because he will ask the same question somewhere down the line. I'm like..didnt we already talk about this. Now in my opinion, if your interested in someone wouldnt you want to know more about them and interested in what they have to say and remember?


6. This negro orginally told me his b'day was Sep 25. Yes we talked about that before we met because I said my mom's bday was the 9th my sisters got married in september and my uncle's anniversary was in september. So I know for a fact we had this conversation. On last night his ass said Sep 2. WHAT THE HELL!! Lawd I need a break from the shnit! Something in the kool aid just aint right


7. Showboy!! I cannot get over this one. Who in the heeeeeeelll talks about riding around like a showboy if they in they 30s??


8. When I left, he stayed in the lil town and hung out with his friend. He claims his friend is in his 20s and just wanted to ride around and blah blah blah. Okay..I'm just not having a good day here. Now I mentor a young lady. she will turn 13 this weekend. She dont even ask to go riding around But whatever.
9. I tried to figure out other things to do when we met up in December. I mentioned going to a Grizzles game. This jigga got quiet as heck. I'm like damn. You braggin about all this money you make and toys you drive and how you like plays and doing other things....So, I guess thats a no go. If he think I'm going to drive to Miss. and do the same damn thing everytime and thats going to get him so ass he is sadly miserably mistaken. IDioT!

I got more but i got things to do today. I'm just shaking my head at how pitiful I am messing around and how excited i was yesterday about this fool. pray for me ppl !

Finally met Mississippi

Met up with Mississippi this weekend. We had a few quals on the way, but once we finally saw each other everything was forgotten and we had a good time. I kicked his ass in bowling. Of course being a man he tried to make excuses but we all know the truth. I didn't embarrass him too bad. We only played one game. That way his ego would still be in tact for the weekend. Plus he kicked my but in pool. I actually played pretty good the 1st game to my surprise. Sometimes I have a good game sometimes I have to cheat :-)

We also saw Bernie Mac and Sam Jackson's Soulmen. It was so so. Not really as funny as I thought it would be but I laughed just the same. It was good seeing Bernie in his final show. He was great as usual and Sam's as was load and crazy as hell. What else would you expect. I also expected Isaac Hayes to have a singing part in the movie, but he didnt. It was almost as if he was too old or sick to work with or something. He didnt have many lines and it seemed as if the cast had to play to him and give cues or not go to far off cue. I give the movie a B-.

After all of that running around we chilled for a while, watched a little football, and just hung out. He's a good kisser: A, He's a gentleman: A+, He's very huggable: A, He's cute of course: A, He's interested in a real relationship (at least that's what he says and he seems to act that way): B (i'm still skeptical but that's just my faults), He has a nice body: A, He makes me smile: A, and the negatives are posted 2 post down so I wont repost.

I would say I was not disappointed this trip. He's still a little immature and we still have to work on our conversation topics. They are kinda simple right now. Nothing really thought provoking.

We'll see.

a friend's response to mississippi

friend's answers in red :-)

okay, so i'm thinking about mississippi and i'm thinking i'm just going to throw in the towel. a lot of times i just go with the flow and whatever. however, the more i'm trying to think of what all i need to know about this guy to make a decision the more its so obvious i'm treading shallow water.

i know i know i know it has been there all along, but my goodness when can i catch a break?

1. he said he graduated from southern miss with a degree in mechanical engineering after spending time at a community college. :- Ok. There is really nothing wrong with that, some folks take a while to get through school, various reasons, but at least he had the drive to finish. (he earns 1 points for that)


southern miss does not have a degree per se in mechanical engineering. its more so listed as industrial, construction etc and you go from there. true what he does may be considered mechanical engineering, but for me, this one is just kinda on the line. because he didnt just come right out and say it i dont guess.

2. he works contract jobs. he's from a small town called tallulah, ms. so i'm assuming there's not much there. he says he wants to leave and blah blah. okay, he's 34 he has a engineering degree. whats' the hold up? now i have had a few friends who have had a hard time finding engineering jobs but he's been out like 5 years. so?? Ok. Small town, maybe not a lot of well paying jobs, and you have to wait for ol’ man Jenkins to retire before there is an opening. but at least he had the drive to find legal employment (he earns 1 points for that)


3. major red flag: he lives with his parents. y? here's his story, his parents gave him a house, but he is on the road the majority of the time with various jobs so he gave it to his sister when she got married. hmmmm. my question: whats up with the apt on your own? Dude if I could have lived with my folks just a little bit longer and save some cake!!! Please some folks just like being home. But you are right he should want to be on his own unless he needs to be there for his parents (0 points)

4. he drives a $50,000 car so he says ( i dont know what it is i never ask cuz 1 i dont really care 2 bullsnit), plus he has 2 other vehicles (yawn, cough, whatever) yo ace in yo mama house 1. r u paying bills, 2. y 3. u still acting like a kid 3. there's no computer in the house (he mentioned...the friends house he goes to use the computer..my goodness *eyes rolling mouf twisted* ...the simple things) Heck you throw a few options on a ford and it could run you 50k and why do you need 3 cars if you can only drive one at a time? 1 Paying bills I’m sure he is, 2 Y because his momma would bust him in his head if he didn’t 3 kid, does he act like a kid? 4. computer well that depends on his living situation you know to some ol’ folks the computer is the work of the devil, and momma nem might only have the one dial up phone line so he can’t be using that. But (if you need a computer you should at least get your own Laptop and go find a t-mobile hot spot at Starbucks (-3 point)

okay, the question remains. y am i driving to memphis this weekend to meet a 34 yo who lives with his mama and cares more about the fact he drives a nice car and works out everyday than he does about building something for himself. (-3 points for you) Why are you driving there, are things that bad. He gets (1 point) for working out everyday but -2 for thinking his car is that important

PLEASE SEND THE BULLDOZER TO MY HOUSE ON Saturday MORNING TO STOP ME FROM DRIVING 200 + MILES FOR THIS

okay, this is what i'm going to do. tonight i'm bringing up the living witcho mama stuff and paying bills. i just met him last month. would i be outta order for asking those type of questions? heck no it doesnt matter guys ask for sex on day one as if. so nothing i ask should be considered outta order no matter when i ask especially if i ask it up front to set/change the tone. Yes it’s totally within reason to ask him. And then let me know what he says. You get 1 point for asking


Bottom line because of this situation you both are at -2. So I would hold off on the drive down unless you have other business to handle in Tallulah, MS. And just get to know this cat over the phone a little better

The new guy. Questions.

okay, so i'm thinking about mississippi and i'm thinking i'm just going to throw in the towel. a lot of times i just go with the flow and whatever. however, the more i'm trying to think of what all i need to know about this guy to make a decision the more its so obvious i'm treading shallow water.

i know i know i know it has been there all along, but my goodness when can i catch a break?

1. he said he graduated from southern miss with a degree in mechanical engineering after spending time at a community college. :-

southern miss does not have a degree per se in mechanical engineering. its more so listed as industrial, construction etc and you go from there. true what he does may be considered mechanical engineering, but for me, this one is just kinda on the line. because he didnt just come right out and say it i dont guess.

2. he works contract jobs. he's from a small town called tallulah, ms. so i'm assuming there's not much there. he says he wants to leave and blah blah. okay, he's 34 he has a engineering degree. whats' the hold up? now i have had a few friends who have had a hard time finding engineering jobs but he's been out like 5 years. so??

3. major red flag: he lives with his parents. y? here's his story, his parents gave him a house, but he is on the road the majority of the time with various jobs so he gave it to his sister when she got married. hmmmm. my question: whats up with the apt on your own?

4. he drives a $50,000 car so he says ( i dont know what it is i never ask cuz 1 i dont really care 2 bullsnit), plus he has 2 other vehicles (yawn, cough, whatever) yo ace in yo mama house 1. r u paying bills, 2. y 3. u still acting like a kid 3. there's no computer in the house (he mentioned...the friends house he goes to use the computer..my goodness *eyes rolling mouf twisted* ...the simple things)

okay, the question remains. y am i driving to memphis this weekend to meet a 34 yo who lives with his mama and cares more about the fact he drives a nice car and works out everyday than he does about building something for himself.

PLEASE SEND THE BULLDOZER TO MY HOUSE ON Saturday MORNING TO STOP ME FROM DRIVING 200 + MILES FOR THIS

okay, this is what i'm going to do. tonight i'm bringing up the living witcho mama stuff and paying bills. i just met him last month. would i be outta order for asking those type of questions? heck no it doesnt matter guys ask for sex on day one as if. so nothing i ask should be considered outta order no matter when i ask especially if i ask it up front to set/change the tone.

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